Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Oscar Curse?


Could the best actress Oscar be cursed with couple splits? Let's examine the evidence.

First Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt. Then Halle Barry and sexaholic Eric Benet. Then Hilary Swank and hubby Chad Lowe. Then the split of America's sweethearts: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe. And now the recently reported separation of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes.

If that's not already enough damning evidence for you, let's put the curse to the test. Who recently nabbed a golden victory in the best actress category? None other than Ms. Sandra Bullock. Who's been reportedly sleeping around? Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James. That is some fast acting voodoo--hardly two weeks and Sandy's already backed out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side and reportedly left the house.

Yikes. Now I'm not one to assume completely on conjecture, but holy crap, this has to mean something. Could it be just coincidence, sheer happenstance, kismet, or whatever hoo-ha hullabaloo? Maybe, maybe. But maybe there's actually something to all of this here. Someone call a psychic, someone call a healer, someone call that crazy voodoo lady from season 2 of True Blood.

Seriously though, in regards to Sandra, I hope this is all tabloid fodder because I couldn't imagine anybody in their right mind who would cheat on Sandra B. Have you seen the woman? She's in her forties and I'm still watching her in rom coms wishing I was her.

In regards to the curse, I'm seriously a little freaked out and kinda, sorta, (actually really) convinced. You?

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